emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
All my couple friends are celebrating there three year four year five year anniverseries getting engaged married and I’m just a sad lonely loser celebrating my one year at macy’s..
Rub my back and tell me Im pretty.
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
skittyspostlimitblog: sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
wild-lion: I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
dylanquents: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
Why am I so good at instagram but not tumblr. My instagrams @bobbimarie